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LAST CHRISTMAS - I gave my mother-in-law a coffin. The next year I didn't give her anything. She asked why and I said "you didn't use last year's present."


TAGS: she hates me
Rating: 4.82/5

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djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:00 pm
ROTFLMAO! I was given the gift of her absence. I got divorced. ;)


putin -




FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you




6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON -


TAGS: chuck norris hates porn
Rating: 4.32/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 11:07 am
Nice! I love/hate that game!
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 10:45 pm
lol This one is too goddamn brilliant. 5/5


9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!




BATMAN - Screw Gangnam Style!




IN GOOD COMPANY - I don't let it bother me. She hates all of them.




VALENTINESDAY -




oh westboro united church -


TAGS: tornado god hates no one except westboro
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:09 am
I wonder if tornadoes make people stupid. We've all seen a lot of bonehead stuff come from those states.


NEAT AND TIDY - Bart always keeps his bedroom that way


TAGS: hates a mess
Rating: 4.6/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:18 am
Had to capture the kleenex box didn't ya? lol
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Question mark that first sentence.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Is the odd part making the bed or making with the bed. I'm a tad confused. 5/5
guyfox - August 12, 2010, 9:16 pm
ewwww


MY HUSBAND - Hates my lover ...


TAGS: my husband hates my lover
Rating: 4.12/5

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spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 9:12 am
OUCH! 5 cheating lions


PROPHETS - We call them if they convince us they bring Gods words. Otherwise they are just vain sinning blasphemers.


TAGS: sin prophets blasphemy god hates america
Rating: 2.04/5

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IllChillKyle - December 22, 2010, 11:03 am
I'd give her sex
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:56 pm
Not responsible for keeping it on the market, but certainly for keeping investors happy.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
and here I thought you were responsible for that
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
His thanks is keeping Guinness on the market.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:43 pm
yes you are aggy but dont expect any thanks from him!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:42 pm
So then... (1L)... I'm doing the Lord's work?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:33 pm
Tunnelers God hates you the most. (if he existed)
Krissie - July 19, 2009, 11:16 am
STUPID B****...funny...I got a religious ed. when i was growing up, HOWEVER-we were taught that it was a "sin for a man to aly with a man...", but NEVER that god hates anyone...
spencer - September 4, 2008, 2:20 pm
Isn't this that church in Kansas. U know that baptist church that has some 100 members and most of them are from the same family. dang inbred hicks.


SPACEDOG'S PHYSICAL - went off without a hitch this year


TAGS: usually hates the upper gi
Rating: 4.08/5

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TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 10:18 am
so many shitty jokes....
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

NASA could use it for laser based guidance systems, the shit ray.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
In 3-D! Phew, this movie stinks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:12 pm
Brown I-max.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's almost like my rectum helps focus light too. I'll be working at the IMAX soon.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that shit is like spackle....could patch a wall with it.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
He wanted to be peanutbutter-free for the doctor.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:06 pm

thankfully space ate that colon cleanser before the exam
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
HA! I'll count my blessings. I'd rather try to swallow that flashlight than have it go in the other way. Thanks Airman.


THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.




HANGING ON -




GOD HATES -




TEABAGGERY -




EINSTEIN - Must have thought we're all dipshits.




JAKE BERRY-LOVES DREAMWORLD -


TAGS: hates the rides thats all
Rating: 1.9/5

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... - December 4, 2008, 4:10 am
How bout, just don't have em at all! There's enough to hunt as it is.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 2:51 pm
Teach 'em to talk and they will!


DETERMINATION -




LAST CALL -




NICOLE SCHERZINGER - hates this part right here




decaf -


TAGS: art deco hates decaf
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 6:41 pm
Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - December 4, 2016, 9:46 am

real real nice dizz
mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:38 am
Thanks, guys! You are obviously fellow worshipers of the almighty coffee pot! Silvy, another fave saying, LOL!
concern3 - December 4, 2016, 5:45 am
Amen sister, UP yours
Silverheart - December 3, 2016, 9:09 pm

Decaf is a subtle way to let houseguests know that they have overstayed their welcome.


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